“When she spoke it was with the mildness of a cushat dove addressing another cushat dove from whom it was hoping to borrow money” How does Woodhouse do it? How does he make sentences so damn funny without even telling a joke? I have no idea what cushat is, but this man still cracks me up! The only sensible explanation is that he’s a wizard and a genious.
God bless your soul, P. G. Wodehouse.